12 Clean & Funny Jokes Truckers Tell About Dock Workers

🚛 12 Clean & Funny Jokes Truckers Tell About Dock Workers

If you’ve spent any time waiting at a dock, you know truckers and dock workers have a special relationship—one full of friendly banter, eye rolls, and the occasional “hurry up and wait.” These clean, family-friendly jokes poke a little fun at the folks on the dock… all in the spirit of a good laugh and keeping the wheels turning!

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😂 Jokes from the Road: Dock Worker Edition

1.
How many dock workers does it take to load a trailer?
Four. One to work and three to talk about how busy they are.

2.
Why do truckers bring snacks to the dock?
Because “quick unload” time is measured in dog years.

3.
What’s a dock worker’s favorite yoga pose?
Standing around the forklift.

4.
Driver: “Am I good to back in?”
Dock worker: “Yeah, just pull in wherever.”
30 seconds later: “No! Not that dock!”

5.
Why did the driver take up knitting while waiting at the dock?
Because he figured he had time to make a sweater… and matching socks.

6.
What’s the difference between a dock worker and a magician?
One disappears after unloading… the other disappears before unloading.

7.
Why did the dock worker get a promotion?
He mastered the art of looking busy while doing nothing.

8.
What do you call a dock worker who unloads you right away?
Legend. Myth. Probably doesn’t exist.

9.
How do you know your dock time is over?
The dock worker finally comes out and says, “Hey, what are you doing here?”

10.
What do dock workers and slow internet have in common?
Both promise speed, but make you wait… and wait… and wait.

11.
Why did the driver start a podcast at the dock?
Because he had time to record, edit, and launch a whole season before the door opened.

12.
Dock worker: “We’ll get to you in a minute.”
Driver (3 hours later): “Which minute were you referring to again?”

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📦 Got a Dockside Laugh to Share?

We know it’s all in fun—truckers and dock workers keep America moving, one load at a time. Got a clean, funny dock worker joke or a moment that made you laugh while waiting on the dock?

Leave your favorite clean joke in the comments below or send it to us at Contact. We’ll feature the best ones in our next round of Break 19 for Jokes!

Until then, stay patient, stay safe, and remember—a good laugh is always worth the wait.

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